Category: Joke Board
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine
Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said.
"I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in a hotel and went straight to bed. Mr Cadbury turned out
the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his
hand into her Snickers and felt the Contrast of her Double Decker. Then
he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she
already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of
Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink
Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her
Sherbert. At the same time she gave him a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr
Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to
discover he had caught something. It turns out Ms Rowntree had Assorted
Creams in her box. She had been with All Sorts !!
Haha I heard a similar one to that but it had more AMerican-type stuff (reeces, hersheys...) this one was better though.
James
hahahahahaha!
that was fun
I think it's kinda sick my self! Yuck!
Oh! I'm in this weird mental place where I'm going mmmmm. chocolate.... but Eww!! but mmmm. but Eww!!... I think the chocolate wins out.